Dude, Computers suck!

What's up with the new crap not working ever at all the first time, never. Wow I am mad. Where did all the people with brains go. I guess thats what you get when you buy everything from CHINA!!!

Hey You!

Dude, where is the auto save. Is it in Maui. Hey you, out there on that Island, can you hear me? Have you lost it all surfing? Where is the reason?!

watch out!!

Huge waves forecast for Maui's West shore. Wind surfers will invade!!!